‘Twas bind, and the socketpair times-- by Allison Randal
Did glob and grep in the wait:
All msgget were the binmode,
And the map rand opendir.Beware the Perl 6 early-morning jogger!
The shoes that trip, the skin that blinds!
Beware the Java bowler, and shun
The Ruby gymnast in tights!
Martin really needs to fix his Jabberwocky pages. He used to have translations to many languages and other goodies there...
